Markets, but drawn in MS Paint at 6am
4,206.90
+69.42 (+1.67%) today
$1.00
Sells the rectangle you are reading this on. Also sells a paperclip that gained sentience and now runs three departments.
$1.00
Valued as a car company, a robot company, a rocket company, and a guy posting. Only one of those is on the income statement.
$1.00
Removed a port, charged you for the adapter, then removed the adapter. Somehow the best trade of the last twenty years.
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